307. Worth Her Weight...
Amy opens the spy novel to a random chapter and starts reading.
“Jane Blonde quietly dropped down from the window into the basement of Doctor Goldpussy's hidden fortress. She pulled her Walther PPK from the breast pocket of her white tuxedo jacket, then slowly, carefully crept down the hallway.”
Amy finds herself pulled into the story as Jane Blonde (Agent 69) thwarts numerous security measures and eludes the evil mastermind's incompetent henchmen. Suddenly-
Amy turns a corner and finds herself confronted with a dozen of Goldpussy's crack shots. She effortlessly drops them one after another as the sharp shooters just keep missing her. Soon the hall is empty but for the hench-corpses and Amy realizes that something strange has happened. She looks down and realizes that she has become Jane Blonde, that somehow the story in her head has taken over her reality.
“Well,” she thinks, calming herself, “Clearly I have all the cards stacked in my favor, as evidenced by these astounding marksmen.” She mentally indicates the pile of corpses that she's walking past. “It shouldn't be too much trouble to get to the end of this book and get back to my quest to find Shannon. Now where-
Just then, Amy is struck in the head by a ferocious judo chop. She collapses to the ground, her vision goes blurry, then fades to black.
When she comes to, she finds her arms are bound and she is suspended by a rope high in the air. She has been stripped naked but for her black panties, which have a pair of golden crossed pistols on the crotch. Looking down, she sees Doctor Goldpussy, grinning up at her evilly.
“Ah, how nice of you to join us, Ms Blonde! I was hoping you would get here before I left to steal all the gold from Fort Knox!”
“How did you do it, Goldpussy?” Amy asks, getting into character.
“Simple. You were so distracted by your own witty remarks, you didn't notice my helpful Asian assistant, Ping, sneaking up on you.” She gestures to her side, indicating an Asian woman in a business suit, wearing a bowler hat. Ping bows stiffly.
Amy grows tired of this and wants to move the plot along. She supplies the straight line that she knows the Doctor wants. “Do you expect me to talk, Goldpussy?”
“No, Ms. Blonde,” she smirks, “I expect you to shine!” With that, she pushes a button and a pair of doors swing open directly beneath Amy. A vat rises up through the hole, filled with bubbling gold. The crane holding Amy up is slowly lowered as Goldpussy laughs and leaves, trusting that everything will go according to plan.
“Great,” thinks Amy, “Now I just have to get out of this death trap, capture Goldpussy, and the story's done.” She begins to wiggle and squirm. This looked a lot easier in the movies. Her long blonde hair dangles in front of her eyes as her struggles grow more desperate. At last, the ropes being to loosen.
“Ah ha! I think I've got it, just another pull here, and here, and now I just do this and-”
“AAHHHHHHHHH!”
Amy manages to undo her bonds, but forgets to grab onto the rope afterward. She plummets screaming toward the gold vat, then-
SPLASH!
She's coated in liquid gold. She struggles to keep herself afloat, then manages to make her way to the edge of the vat. She swings herself over and lands outside, then starts heading for the exit...
Only to find that her movements are gradually slowing as the metal hardens. A pair of henchmen come out and grab the helpless secret agent, positioning her for her new life as a statue. She is placed on her knees, back straight, her right hand placed on her crotch, her fingers delicately spreading her vaginal lips, while her left hand is made to fondle her breasts. Her head is pulled back and her eyes are closed, her mouth opened, as though frozen at the moment of climax. And then- It's over. The gold finishes hardening, and Amy is stuck in her embarrassingly sexual position.
Amy is placed at the gate of Goldpussy's mansion, opposite a fellow agent who was positioned on all fours, one hand reaching underneath to finger her pussy from below. Fortunately for Amy, she died a long time before she could see herself become an interesting conversation piece at Goldpussy's lavish parties.
Amy is in no state to continue her adventure or her life.