131. Assalted
Amy decides to give bluffing Boswell a try. She pulls out the flimsy underpants and strips out of her jeans and heart-print panties. She slides the fancy panties up her legs and pulls them snugly into position around her waist. To her surprise and pleasure, the panties fit perfectly. Amy’s not, generally, a thong girl, only wearing the minimalist garments under very tight pants that otherwise wouldn’t fit, but she finds that these are actually quite comfortable as such things go. “Maybe I should consider buying higher-quality underwear in general,” Amy ponders. She then returns her thoughts to the task at hand. Pulling her jeans back up, she mounts the stairway and approaches Boswell. She thinks of the fancy underpants she’s wearing and adopts her fanciest manner.
“Boswell, ‘tis I, the Lady Stephenson! I have returned!”
Boswell looks at Amy quizzically. Soon his confusion turns to anger.
“You’re wearing the mistress’s undergarb! How dare you presume to soil her garments?!”
Boswell raises both arms towards Amy. Amy suddenly realizes this might not have been the best idea. She takes a step or two backwards, but it’s too late. With a ZAAP! Amy’s body is turned into an Amy-shaped mound of salt. The mound quivers for a few moments, shedding stray grains, before collapsing under its own weight as Boswell lowers his arms. The salt pile that was Amy slowly crumbles from the top of her head down to the toes of what were once her feet, leaving an undifferentiated white powdery mass in her wake.
Boswell steps forward and sifts through the pile, finally emerging with the silky thong that Amy foolishly believed would fool him into believing she was Lady Stephenson.
“Now, let’s get you laundered and replaced in milady’s linen drawer, where you belong. As for you-” Boswell turned an angry gaze toward the salt pile on the floor, “-I’ll tell the cook to gather you up. You’ll season our soup for the next month!”
Amy had always thought of herself as having good taste. Now she’ll find out if the mansion’s residents agree!
Amy is in no condition to continue this adventure or her life.