187. Piranha Puppy Chow
Amy feels a rumble in her own tummy, and decides she can't resist giving this doggy some food. She looks around and spies a nearby fridge. Inside she discovers that it's stocked with meat. Recalling the note, she pulls out what she guesses is a leg of mutton, having never cooked one before, and heads back to the cage.
Amy had some bad experiences as a kid getting bitten by dogs in uncomfortable places and decides to exercise every ounce of caution she has in feeding this dog. She notes a large gate built into the top of the cage and decides to use it to deliver the mutton. Amy gingerly opens the gate, then holds the mutton over it by the nobby bone end, wincing as she does in anticipation of a dog bite. She slowly lowers the meat toward the cage.
Faster than Amy's eye can follow, the puppy leaps up and, in a whirl of teeth and fur, reduces the mutton to a big bone. It then, to Amy's horror, moves on to her hand, then up her arm. The hybrid beast moves so quickly that her flesh is eaten before the nerves have the time to send a pain message to Amy's brain.
When the pup reaches Amy's shoulder it spreads out to engulf her whole body in a brown fur tornado. In less than five seconds, the dog's work is done. It stands on the ground admiring its handiwork, a perfectly posed skeleton cautiously holding out a bone where Amy once stood. After a second the skeleton's jaw swings open, creating the appearance of an expression of shock and surprise at the sudden fate that had befallen its erstwhile owner.
BURP! The little pup gives a satisfied belch, in the process expelling a chewed-up pair of heart-print panties. The force of the burp causes the skeleton to collapse into a pile of bones, the final resting place of Amy Shaw.
Amy is in no condition to continue this adventure or her life.