263. Panquake

Amy takes a deep breath and starts talking.

“Now, I feel like we got off on the wrong f-”

Before she can get out a sentence, the diva stands Amy on the ground, squats down, then launches herself in the air. Amy watches the diva's graceful arc and marvels at how such a corpulent woman can be so aerodynamic. Her eyes widen as the diva's trajectory becomes apparent: She's going to land butt-first on top of Amy. Amy can only emit a plaintive “Meep!” as the Diva's shadow grows larger and larger around her until-

SPLAT!

The diva plunges straight through Amy and bounces off the ground, landing on her feet a few feet away. She looks down to admire her handiwork. Amy has been pounded flat and is now a perfectly round disc on the ground. Her face looks upward, forever frozen in an expression of wide-eyed terror mixed with confusion.

Amy! There are much less dangerous ways to slim your figure!

Amy is in no condition to continue this adventure or her life.

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