267. Snakes on an Amy
Amy walks over to the giant snake's head and reads the plaque. “Preposterously Gigantic Anaconda, only known member of its species, killed on the Amazon river, 1927.” Amy gets a shiver just looking at the beast. Its reptilian yellow eyes seem to stare straight at her. Its jaw is wide open, bearing fangs that, in a curious detail of the taxidermist's art, give the appearance of glistening with saliva. Amy can only look at it for a few seconds before getting so creeped out that she has to leave.
Amy turns around and, as she walks toward the door, here's a strange WHUMP sound. Looking over her shoulder, she sees that the great snake has dislodged it's head and the first few feet of its body from the wall and is staring at her intently. The remaining parts of its body are slowly being pulled from the wall, and the snake is slivering slowly, but self-assuredly, toward its lithe prey.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!” Amy screams. She turns and tries to run for the door, only to find that the snake's body has pulled itself from the wall and blocked the exit. Amy tries to collect herself. She takes a deep breath, then runs for the door. As she nears the snake's body she leaps into the air, attempting to hurdle over it to safety.
Her hope is short-lived. Her calves slam into the snake, causing her body to pitch forward. She lands face-first on the floor behind the snake. She moans and remains still for a few moments, dazed by the impact.
The snake wastes no time taking advantage of Amy's state. It takes a brief moment to consider its target as Amy blearily gets up onto hands and knees, then lunges forward. It snags Amy in its jaws, its top fangs sinking into her tender butt, its bottom fangs holding her crotch.
“YEEOOUCH!” screams Amy as she feels the twin fangs pierce her fleshy buttocks. Amy's pain is only beginning, however. The snake briefly unclasps its jaw and flexes its throat muscles, drawing Amy in up to her waist. This has the unfortunate effect of sending Amy's legs into the deepest splits of her life. Her hips make a pair of sickening SNAP sounds.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Amy screams. She screams more or less continuously until she passes out from a combination of pain and lack of air. She is fortunate to be unconscious as the snake continues its work, pulling her into its mouth a bit at a time, first up to her stomach, then her chest, then her shoulders. Amy's arms are pushed straight up above her head as with another gulp she is pulled in up to her neck. With another swallow, Amy's head disappears, leaving only her forearms outside the snake's mouth. Another swallow, and her hands are all that remains outside the snake. The anaconda takes one last triumphant swallow, and Amy is gone.
It takes a few days for Amy to fully digest. The snake pulverizes her body into a compact turd, which it deposits on the floor for the house's servants to clean up. It then expertly re-mounts itself on the wall. All that remains of Amy is a pile of snake scat and some tufts of indigestible brown hair, a black t-shirt, jean shorts, and a pair of heart-print panties.
Amy is in no condition to continue this adventure or her life.